Oliver, Enrique and Robert

Here We Are

Wed, 05 Feb 2003 19:16:34 GMT

Well, we have finally arrived in New York and it is as dirty and smelly as expected. No wonder this is Michael's hometown, he fits right in.

I've decided to assign everyone rooms since this may be my last opportunity to persuade Oliver away from Enrique. It will be tough, but I'm always up for a challenge. The rooms are as follows:

Gary & Johnny
Michael & Max
Kai & Tyson
Rei & Bryan
Enrique & Lei
Tala & Kevin
Oliver & I

As Oliver said, it will help the others work on their people skills even though I think the only other people besides us who will be able to get along is Rei and Bryan, but it should be highly entertaining to see what happens.

Robert

My 'young'-life crisis

Mon, 03 Feb 2003 21:02:22 GMT

Why is it that you never realize how special something or someone is to you until you almost lose it?

Oliver has been pushing himself too hard lately. I should have noticed and said something, but I took him for granted. Let myself concentrate on other things, and almost lost the love of my life because of it.

Bryan screamed when Oliver first passed out on deck yesterday. I probably wouldn't have even noticed if he hadn't. The minute I saw my precious little Lollypop crumpled on the ground like that though....

God, I almost died.

I dropped the pitcher I was carrying, shattering glass everywhere, but I didn't even feel a thing when I ran through that glass barefoot. All I could think of was Oliver. I've never been so scared in my life.

He was unconscious when I reached him. Max booted up Dizzi, and she told us it was probably a heat stroke. The first thing I did was grab my little Oli-kuns into my arms and carry him into the bathroom. I stripped us both and held him in the tub. I knew I had to cool him off so his fever would break, and after an hour of washing him, my sweetness finally came to, but got sick immediately. I didn't mind though. I held his hair back and held him until his stomach settled back down, then carried him to bed. I sat by his bedside for hours while he slept, pressing ice cube chips to his parched lips to keep him hydrated.

I've never been happier then when he opened his eyes again and smiled at me. I know now how much Oliver means to me - I don't know what I would ever do without him. I'm going to show him how much I love him.

I'm going to marry him.

Yeah! I LOVE Parties!

Tue, 28 Jan 2003 20:34:06 GMT

Today's Bryan's 16th birthday so we're going to throw him a surprise party! It will be alot of fun, because we have some pretty nice things planned that I'm sure he'll like. Games, food, karoke...

I'm in charge of the cake! It's going to be simply delicious. I wasn't sure what flavour was Bryan's favourite, but Enrique-poo said chocolate so I decided to make a chocolate/strawberry cake. Michael said something about that being "Orgasmic" whatever that's supposed to mean.

So! Now I have a cake to bake and... is that a helicopter? I'm going to go have a look and see...

~Oliver~

It's soooooo true!

Mon, 27 Jan 2003 19:56:13 GMT

I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
(actually, Oliver had better not!! *panicked glomp onto Oliver's arm*)

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(maybe I -shouldn't- have worn a leather shirt on such a warm day... I'm chaffing!)

And I'm too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
(I'm actually from Rome!)

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
(But I'll come to your party anyways, Bryan. And I mgiht swing dance with Oliver if he lets me dip him)

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
(You KNOW I am!!!!)

And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that
(Opps! Oliver bought me this hat! Nevermind!! heeheheee... *nervous grin*)

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my
too sexy for my
too sexy for my
(uhh... I'm running out of more ideas.... umm... too sexy for my shoes??)

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
(plus, Oliver was allergic!)

I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
(NO!!! Please, never leave me Oliver!!)

And I'm too sexy for this song

Damn right! I'm sooooo sexy!!!

Enrique! Yeah, baby!

n_n

Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:52:01 GMT

This trip is turning out to be so much fun! Everyone's together and having a good time. Well, at least some of us are. There seems to be some squabbles going on but I guess that's expected when you have so many competitive people all on one ship. Hopefully things will clear up soon, if not there's always one way to get rid of the blues.

Karoke!

I saw a machine set up in the game's room when Robert was giving me a tour. So, if things come to worse, then we can drag it out and have a song night. n_n! I'm sure some of the other boys will like it. If not then, well, I'll make them join in! I can be -very- convincing afterall!

~Oliver~

...

Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:44:09 GMT

How dare that insulant Enrique foil my plans again! I set up this cruise for Oliver and I, not Oliver, Enrique, Johnny, a bunch of half-rate bladers and I. That idiotic fool... I shall seek my revenge on him. First for seducing Oliver, and then for reeking havoc on my band new cruiseliner!

I've got just the plan in mind... he will not realize what hit him until it's too late.

It's a good thing that Oliver is so trustworthy...

Robert

That DAMN Robert - at it AGAIN!

Thu, 23 Jan 2003 06:03:18 GMT

Robert has gone TOO far!

First, he tries to seduce my Oliver away from me by inviting him on this little cruise alone. Thank god I opened that invitation, and Johnny helped me spoil -that- plan! But now he's really crossed the line! Using his BUTLER to intoxicate my precious, innocent Lollypop! How DARE he! He has NO honour!

And then, where was he when my sweetums fell overboard and nearly drowned?!!? Hell if I know! I was in the water trying to rescue my pet, and he was probably out plotting against me with Gustov again!

Arrgghh..... no one will come between me and my love! Especially not some style-less, obnoxious, purple-haired BASTARD! As soon as I dry off and find Piddlesworth, I'll get my revenge!

Watch out, Robert! The War of the Butlers has only just begun!

Enrique